Popular culture is an institution of stupid wankers who want to perpetuate cubelessness throughout the masses. If you have ever watched a movie, a television program, a performance of
any kind, or listened to any kind of music, or played or watched any kind of sport, then
you, too, have been transformed into a bumbling moron.
LIFECUBE wishes to reverse the educated stupidity with a big-arse TIME CUBE injection.
Here is the cubic response to popular culture, heed every word.